Memo the the aimless Democrats
If you're not using the party, let us borrow it
Also in this issue
- Good-bye, mr. pitt
- Don't belive the polls
- Tommy white's crock of stuff
- Scrushy the scoundrel
- Invasion of the gooberheads
After casting her ballot for Barack Obama, Amanda Jones said simply, "I feel good about voting for him." Ms. Jones, of Cedar Creek, Texas (a town just south of Austin), is African-American, and what gives her vote some historic punch is that she's 109 years old. Her father was a slave. Her mother was born right after Lincoln signed the Emancipation Proclamation. She's been through it all--Jim Crow segregation, women's suffrage, the Great Depression, the poll tax, FDR, the civil-rights movement, desegregation, 13 years of George W (five as guv, eight as prez), and now: Barack Obama. This last change fills her with joy, she says.

Tommy white's crock of stuff
Would you take management advice from a former Enron exec, whose corporate division ripped off millions from shareholders and was involved in the infamous offshore partnerships that brought the corporation to bankruptcy and disgrace?
Like it or not, this Enron guy is now making major decisions affecting your tax dollars. He’s Thomas White, George W.’s pick for Secretary of the Army.
Tommy—as George fondly calls him—recently issued a management memo decreeing that 214,000 Army jobs are to be privatized. This would be the largest-ever transfer of government functions to the private sector. These are crucial military-support jobs—mechanics, accountants, computer managers, and other skilled operators who keep the system moving despite the inept military brass.
White says he’s just trying to cut costs, but in practice, he’s turning over these essential functions to corporations that’ll provide few cost-benefit returns and skim the profits for themselves.
National security be damned, this privatization memo from Mr. Enron is about shifting taxpayer dollars to corporate contractors who financed Bush’s election. George even has a quota system in place, having directed that 15% of Pentagon jobs be converted to private contractors by September 2003.
Who is going to oversee this privatized workforce? Secretary White, you say? Hello. He claims he didn’t know what was going on in his own Enron division. Besides, the Army admits that it doesn’t even know how many people are already on its privatized payroll—guessing that it’s somewhere between 124,000 and 605,000.